Have you Gone
Where You Wanted To Go
Today?
 WebTV:
Fact or Fiction? |
 Posted
by SuperChris on Sunday December 06, @02:45PM
from the
i-cant-believe-this dept.
Orko5000
writes "i wuz at a frend's house and i saw this
cummercal (sp?) for a thing called WEBTV that lets you
use the internet on your tv and you can just sit on your
couch and browse the internet without a computur or
nothing like that is that crazy am i dreaming or gone mad
i don't understand this?" After doing a
"search" for the address to the web search
engine "Yahoo" (totally AMAZING site, you gotta go see
it), I went to "Yahoo" and typed in "webtv" and I
found these sites related to WebTV. This could be like
when everyone thought the "Blair Witch" was
real and it wasn't really real, though. Who can prove
such a thing?
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| Ask
ALFdot: "What does ALF stand for?" |
 Posted
by SuperChris on Sunday December 06, @02:45PM
from the
common-knowleg dept.
AOLfan writes "what does ALF stand
for?" As we should all know, ALF stands for
Alien Life Form. Willy Tanner named ALF. His real name is
Gordon Shumway. ALF is from Melmac. More can be found on "Yahoo"
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| AOL:
Is it the Internet? |
 Posted
by SuperChris on Sunday December 06, @02:45PM
from the
aol-kicks-ass dept.
SxyLdy43543 writes "i went into a newgroups
and people made fun of me that i was using AOL, so i
started crying but they couldn't see me....AOL is the
internet, why do they make fun please....
EXPLAAIIINNN?!!!!???" As far as I know, AOL is
the only "gateway" to the "internet".
I will do a search later on "Yahoo", though.
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| Ask
ALFdot: "What is a search engine?" |
 Posted
by SuperChris on Sunday December 06, @02:45PM
from the
common-knowleg dept.
Beavis2431676 writes "what is search
engi?????n" "Yahoo" is the search engine of the internet.
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| TV
Guide is on Internet Now |
 Posted
by SuperChris on Sunday December 06, @02:45PM
from the
no-more-paper-tv-guide-for-me!!! dept.
I saw in the TV GUIDE that TV GUIDE is on the internet
now. I don't have the link address with me but you can do
a search for it on "Yahoo".
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| Jokes
Received by E-Mail |
Posted
by SuperChris on Sunday December 06, @02:45PM
from the
forwarded joke dept.
BubbaLova5436 forwards this to me:
"While on a car trip, an elderly
couple stopped at a roadside
restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, the
elderly
woman left her glasses on the table, but she didn't miss
them until they were back on the highway. By then, they
had
to travel quite a distance before they could find a place
to
turn around. The elderly man fussed and
complained all the
way back to the restaurant. He called his wife
every bad
name he could think of.
When they finally arrived at the restaurant, as the woman
got
out of the car to retrieve her glasses, the man yelled to
her,
"While you're in there, you might as well get my
hat, too."
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At one local church, Joe was in charge of taking up the
offerings. One Sunday after the services, the
priest counted
the cash and found it was smaller than anticipated.
So he
questioned Joe. He told him that it did not seem
enough for
the size of the congregation.
Joe said that he did not take any of the offering.
The priest again questioned him and again he said that he
did not take any of the offering. So the priest
said "get in the
confessional" which Joe did.
Then the priest asked him did you take any of the
offering
and this time he said "I can't hear you".
Again the priest asked "Joe did you take any of the
offering?"
Again Joe answered "I can't hear you".
This time the priest yelled "JOE DID YOU TAKE ANY OF
THE OFFERING"
Again Joe answered "I can't hear you".
By this time the priest was getting a little angry so he
came
out of the confessional and said "Joe trade places
with me
and you can ask me a question."
So they traded places and Joe asked " I hear that
you and
my wife are having an affair, is that true?"
To which the priest answered "By Golly you can't
hear in
here".
It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline in
the
Northwest. "Would you like dinner?" the
flight attendant
asked the man seated in front of me.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or no," she replied."
I don't get it. Can someone
explain?
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| ALF
Making a Comeback? Comic Strip Hints At It! |
Posted
by SuperChris on Sunday December 06, @02:45PM
from the
heavenly-dreams-fulfilled dept.
GordonShum22465 writes: "I read in a comic
strip that ALF is making a comeback. The address is http://www.superosity.com/d/990702.html." Oh boy! AOL won't let me
go to the comic strip for some reason, but this news
makes me so happy! I'm going to try and search for the
strip on "Yahoo". It's such a keen site, it can find
everything on the whole AOL internet.
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